The People and Things of Dead Park Welcome You!
Discover Dead Park Plaza, an office complex offering the finest in modern amenities including high speed Internet access and the best 24 hour security in the business. Despite rumors to the contrary, you’ll find nothing sinister happening here – unless you believe that insurance companies, realtors, and record labels are capable of pure evil!
When the work day finishes, head on over to The Shops at Dead Park! Enjoy quiet, murder-free dining at the Chinese buffet or the sports bar, followed by some fun shopping, a little video arcade action, and dessert at the fro-yo shop.
And there’s no place like home where you live in Dead Park Estates. The spacious homes feature wood floors, marble countertops, and state of the art appliances. But it’s the people who are truly the finest amenities here, people who host barbecues, yard sales, poker games, and get togethers that are truly to die for. Figuratively speaking, of course.
Whether you’re looking for a new career, a new place to call home, or the only mall in America that still has a Radio Shack, Dead Park welcomes you with open claws.
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But Wait! There's More!
If you like ghosts (and who doesn’t?) you’ll enjoy a stroll through the very haunted streets of Lawrenceburg, Kentucky.
If it’s romance you want, you can take a romantic fling through the galaxy, or the multi-verse, or a world of international espionage.
Fairy tale lovers will find nothing but trouble in the dark, seedy corners of our fairy land.
And if you like zombies AND the Wizard of Oz, you simply must take a trip down our yellow brick road to Hell!
