Sunny. Scenic. Not at all Evil.
Some people say our little community is evil. We say Dead Park is no more dangerous than any other town populated by monsters, cryptids, clowns, puppets, toilets, and video games waiting to kill you. Built on the ground of a historic, top secret, and not at all evil military base, Dead Park is the kind of place where everyone (and every thing) is welcome.
Visit Dead Park for yourself and experience all that we have to offer: great places to work, fun places to shop, and a neighborhood that has fewer deaths per year every major city in the US combined.
You gotta die some place. Might as well be here!
