Welcome to Dead Park

Sunny. Scenic. Not at all Evil.

Some people say our little community is evil. We say Dead Park is no more dangerous than any other town populated by  monsters, cryptids, clowns, puppets, toilets, and  video games waiting to kill you. Built on the ground of a historic, top secret, and not at all evil military base, Dead Park is the kind of place where everyone (and every thing) is welcome. 

Visit Dead Park for yourself and experience all that we have to offer: great places to work, fun places to shop, and a neighborhood that has fewer deaths per year every major city in the US combined. 

You gotta die some place. Might as well be here! 

Discover Dead Park

We get it. The temptation is too great. If you really must know more about Dead Park, you can buy all the books here. 

Get to know the area. Learn what it’s really like to work, live, and play (and not die) in Dead Park

Follow the yellow brick road to hell. Find romance with a dash of danger. Or visit a REAL haunted town in bourbon country. 

From short shorts to hungry aliens to a zombie puppet, see what’s streaming now on that tiny screen in your hand. 

Meet the jerk who thought it would be really cool to tell everyone how terrible our not-at-all-evil little town is. 

Deathmatch legend  Mad Man Pondo is here with his autobiography and (coming soon) his homage to horror movies.