Sunny. Scenic. Not at all Evil.
Some people say our little community is full of monsters. Killer clowns. Killer toilets. Killer prom queens. Killer vampires. Killer puppets. Killer arcade games. And – of all the crazy things – Bigfoot showing up at poker games.
We say Dead Park overflows character. Built on the ground of a historic, top secret, and not at all evil military base, Dead Park is the kind of place where everyone (and every thing) is welcome.
Visit Dead Park for yourself and experience all that we have to offer: great places to work, fun places to shop, and a neighborhood that has fewer deaths per year than New York, Detroit, Chicago, Miami, Los Angeles, Houston, Beirut, and Transylvania combined.
You gotta die some place. Might as well be here!