Visit to Dead Park

Sunny. Scenic. Not at all Evil.

Some people say our little community is full of monsters. Killer clowns. Killer toilets. Killer prom queens. Killer vampires. Killer puppets. Killer arcade games. And – of all the crazy things – Bigfoot showing up at poker games. 

We say Dead Park overflows character. Built on the ground of a historic, top secret, and not at all evil military base, Dead Park is the kind of place where everyone (and every thing) is welcome. 

Visit Dead Park for yourself and experience all that we have to offer: great places to work, fun places to shop, and a neighborhood that has fewer deaths per year than New York, Detroit, Chicago, Miami, Los Angeles, Houston, Beirut, and Transylvania combined. 

You gotta die some place. Might as well be here! 

Discover Dead Park

We get it. The temptation is too great. If you really must know more about Dead Park, you can buy all the books here. 

Learn what it’s really like to work in this beautiful and not at all evil office complex built on the grounds of a former military base. 

From our beautiful new subdivision to the open air shopping mall, this is a community to die for.

Meet the jerk who thought it would read real funny to write a bunch of books disparaging our small town.