Don’t like PayPal? Can’t resist earning those Amazon Kindle points? Fine. We get it. You can buy our books on Amazon. 

No really, be our guest. Give more of your hard-earned money to the big corporation instead of the independent author. Because they need it so much more than him. you know, to send more celebrities into space. 

Use the links below to purchase in paperback or Kindle format. And rest assured, this decision will not come back to haunt you in any way whatsoever.